An afternoon on the soccer fields with a FoxNews-Mother.
(a tall, morose individual, undoubtedly adolescent, blunders by our bleachers, recanting the game to a friend)
Amanda: Whoa, that guy looks awkward, tall-awkward.
Mother: (takes a long pause to accurately place him) He's the spitting-image of Joran van der Sloot.
If you don't know who Joran van der Sloot is, then...GOOD. If you do, then your mother probably floats into sweet, sweet dreams with Bill O'Reilly every night of the week.
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